TMAC'S BLOG

Zoe’s playball guidelines have proved very successful when applied to my life this week, things have really turned around since I started following points 3 and 6. I’ve been following number 4 for years!

On his last day at work designing for Beat, a guy named Luke hijacked the cover and replaced it with a drawing of himself with his johnson out.

Goodbye Handsome Steves, I wish i’d taken advantage of your rad bar more often.

For once with Melbourne policemen, character has defied characterisation. The other night after a case of mistaken identity and a brief, moderately hilarious interrogation, two of Melbourne’s finest gave me a lovely lift home! 

I was surprised that a six year old could work the stove and make an omelette. Next time i’ll be sure to ask for easy on the char and the shell. Worst babysitter ever.

I was surprised that a six year old could work the stove and make an omelette.
Next time i’ll be sure to ask for easy on the char and the shell.
Worst babysitter ever.

I heard some cheering coming from the kitchen at Ladro the other night and was surprised to see this happening:

Thanks for the pool party gene!
Gotta be the last one for summer seeing as a thirty minute ride outside today seems to have given me hyperthermia. Although this online symptom checker seems to think it’s only pneumonia.

Gee I’m still a long way off nailing anything near a cool cigar posture. Looks like my brain was telling my mouth that it was a delicious Cadbury Chomp.

David Brent: ‘You can still find them’

Thanks for having us guys!

Josh and Mary’s kids are pretty cute!

Anyone know what this symbol means? No syringe ears? Not bad advice.

Ellery took me to see Lost Highway at the Shadow Electric on Sunday. 
It’s a fantastic venue for a film, this scene was definitely the highlight:

Then El absolutely spoiled me with a ticket to KRS1 at the Espy! I haven’t seen a hip hop act in yonks, and it didn’t disappoint.

Happy 9 years guys!

Welcome back Ollie! (Hi Tristan)

Can’t decide if I prefer Trunk or Huxtaburger

In the same day I saw the Melbourne’s first Motocross cop and Melbourne’s worst ambulance…
Do you have to sit on the back, over the shoulder fireman style or straddle the shoulders like at a Guns and Roses gig in the 90s?
Any way is going to be uncomfortable with internal bleeding.

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