What a brilliant headline.
There’s a few things that the Perth journalist failed to cover in what I was lead to believe would be a six page cover story for Time Magazine.
-First and foremost attending this event meant that we were exempt from a punishing cross country run around the school grounds. The others didn’t mind, but the wave of relief i experienced cannot be expressed in words.
-The bridge was 80% hot glue gun glue and 20% fettucini.
-I spent my $25 share on a game for the surf board sized portable gameboy type thing Atari Lnyx.
-Paramount optioned the movie rights for an undisclosed amount and Christopher Walken is attached.
-A teacher at my sisters school Mercedes caught wind of our victory and tried to seduce me in order to steal the blueprints.