Good job Sarsh!
What a brilliant headline.
There’s a few things that the Perth journalist failed to cover in what I was lead to believe would be a six page cover story for Time Magazine.
-First and foremost attending this event meant that we were exempt from a punishing cross country run around the school grounds. The others didn’t mind, but the wave of relief i experienced cannot be expressed in words.
-The bridge was 80% hot glue gun glue and 20% fettucini.
-I spent my $25 share on a game for the surf board sized portable gameboy type thing Atari Lnyx.
-Paramount optioned the movie rights for an undisclosed amount and Christopher Walken is attached.
-A teacher at my sisters school Mercedes caught wind of our victory and tried to seduce me in order to steal the blueprints.
Jims Greek Tavern was WILDLY DELICIOUS
How’s Jo’s new ‘friend’ in the hat
Everyone’s making new ‘friends’
The Napier’s been blacklisted due to a terrible burger
If anyone wants to see the short film i made at the pub with Sando let me know.
It’s pretty much Natural Born Killers meets The Legend of Bagger Vance.
Murderous anger in golf shirts.
Had hard shell tacos for the first time in ages the other day and they were rad!
the horror.. the horror…